- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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