Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Welcome to the anti-joke Olympics! As you can see ladies and gentlemen, our contestants are starting to look very excited as the "who can look the most bored" competition is just about to begin! We are terribly sorry to announce that as for the butterfly style contest, all of the butterflies drowned :( While at this corner, we can see these contestants have been waiting patiently for hours for the "who is the most impatient" contest to begin! While over here, none of our contestants have yet to make a chicken cross the road and tell them why! In the meantime watch as we mistreat these Jews in order to find out what is worse, the holocaust or a worm in your apple! So far our contestants with worms in their apples are complaining more, but dying significantly less, how will this end! How exciting! Finally our swing contest has been cancelled as Sally refuses to get on it! Moral: BUT WILL IT BLEND!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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ure mama's so fat

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Japan

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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