- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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