- Anti Joke

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

YOU

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.