You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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Once, I went to Peru.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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