- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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