World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Massie is a fatass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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