- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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