- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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