You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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