- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Women's rights

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

how do you win a game try your best

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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