- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

This is a joke.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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