Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Your Mom The End.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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