- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.