how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

The New York Giants

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