- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

black chicken. kfc

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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