- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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A hill billy went fishing

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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