- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What page are you on The gay page.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

one stop shop

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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