- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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