What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Dyslexia ruels!

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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