Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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