- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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