- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I think everybody should have a penis.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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