- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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