- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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