- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

So these two girls have a cup .

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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