All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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