- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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