Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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PENIS lol

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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