What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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