- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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