- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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