- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Where's my tractor?

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