A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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black chicken. kfc

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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