- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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