- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Rush Limbaugh

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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