Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Yellow People !!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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