A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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