- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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