What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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