- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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