- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What's the new green? Green

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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