Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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