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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Black people in Camden NJ.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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