- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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