So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Your're racist.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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you gay?

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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