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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Gay rights.

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