- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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