Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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