- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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