- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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