No antijoke here.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...