- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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