You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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