- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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