What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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you will like this because i am black.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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