- Anti Joke

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What is life? Paul.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.