what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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