Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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9/11 my birthday

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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