- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do u call a cripple Biv

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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