- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A van drives into a car.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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