- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

VITAMIN C!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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