- Anti Joke

So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Andoni was here

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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