Corn Muffins

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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