- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's white and gluey Glue

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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