- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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