- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Barack Obama.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Refridgerator.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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