Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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