- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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