- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

knock knock i have diarrhea

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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