roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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womens rights

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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black people

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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