- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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