- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Where's my tractor?

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Do the roar!

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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