- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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