- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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