Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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