Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

DERP

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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