Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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