- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why are balck people black because they are

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

I'm Polish.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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