A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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