-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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