- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different