what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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