- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Barack Obama is a good president.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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