A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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