What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Weaner

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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