Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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