- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many light bulbs? 1

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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