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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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