- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Potassium? K.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Gay rights.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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