- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

penis. nuff said.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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