- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Knock Knock Who's there

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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