What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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