- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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