why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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knock knock who's there ?

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Anti Joke

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