- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Do you like apples? Yes

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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