- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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