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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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