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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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