What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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