When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Where's my baby??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

i found waldo.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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