Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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