Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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deez nuts

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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