What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

123 f*ck off

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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