A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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You are joking right?

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Maths.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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