What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Anti Joke

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