knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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