- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

race-car = rac-ecar

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Cripples are lame.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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