why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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