how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Want to hear a joke? No.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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