- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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