- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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