- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A dancer walks into a barre

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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