why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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