your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Read a Book.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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