y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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