- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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