- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

My spelling is horrible

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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