- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

I have read the terms and conditions

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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