- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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