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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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9/11 my birthday

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

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