- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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