- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

NEVER

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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