What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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