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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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