- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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