- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Refridgerator.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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