- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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