- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How old is victor? Half past dead

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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