life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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The Labour Party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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