Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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