Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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9/11 my birthday

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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