Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Anti Joke

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