- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

9/11 my birthday

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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