knock knock Goodbye

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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