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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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