- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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