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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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