Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Guest what in the butt

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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