Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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