A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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