- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

My cat just died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

roses are red poo is poo

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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