- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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