- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Women's rights.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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