Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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