Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Gustavo Andrade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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