- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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