A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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