Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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lol

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mums a potato

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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