Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Denard Robinson

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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