HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Death by kayak

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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