- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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