I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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