- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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