- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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