- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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