What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Anti Joke

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