Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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I am a mime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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