- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

womens rights.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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