- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your big dick.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Death by kayak

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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