- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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