- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Guess what? I like trains.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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