Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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