Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Golf.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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