Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Jovan

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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