How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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