- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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