A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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