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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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