Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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