How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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