- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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