What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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