- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

A man did not like this site

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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