If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

haha black people :D

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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