A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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