- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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