Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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