What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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how much fish could a chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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