- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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