What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Maths.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Anti Joke

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