How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Brain fart

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Anti Joke

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