What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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eoin burgin is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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