Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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