Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Go away still nothing to see

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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