- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

eoin burgin is fat

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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