- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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