- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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