Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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HELLO EVERYONE

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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