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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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