- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Peas

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Charlie Sheen is winning

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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