Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Weaner

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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