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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

dat shoe shine tho

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Anti Joke

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