- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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