- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

womens rights

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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