- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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