What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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