- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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