- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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