Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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