What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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