- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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