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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What does two plus two equal? 4

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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