- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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